2023 Winemaker's Wench
Produced by Licence Number: Crown & Thieves (308909)
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The Goods
By order of the Dimber Damber, we present Winemaker’s Wench: a tantalizing white wine blend that’ll have you dancing a jig! On the nose, melon and flowers sing a sweet melody, while on the palate, juicy citrus notes do the Charleston. This wine is a real flapper, with a finish as smooth as a bootlegger’s getaway car.
The Con
What’s a grifter without a shill? A prig without a hoist? Wine without a glass? A scoundrel without a wench? Incomplete. We owe our success to our partners in crime. A wench ain’t just a name for a doxy or alehouse servant to us. It’s a term of endearment, a sister name to ‘Scoundrel’. Our winemaker’s got a special wench by his side. The Winemaker’s Wench, a name she gave herself. They’ve been through everything together, and she’s always been his biggest fan and toughest critic. Most of the wines he’s made are to please her tastes, which can be fickle. Sometimes he succeeds, sometimes he doesn’t. But she makes sure he knows it either way. She doesn’t pull punches. This wine was made specifically for her tastes. It’s dedicated to their partnership, and we hope she likes it. This time.
The Take
27% Crown & Thieves Pinot Blanc
24% Burnt Timber Vineyard Riesling
20% Kurkjian Vineyard Pinot Gris
12% Seven Mountain Vineyard Muller Thurgau
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Alcohol: 12.7%