the Taste
Brace yourselves, folks! This Pinot Blanc is a wild ride, a screaming frenzy if you will. On the nose, it's a honeydew melon disco, grooving with a zesty lemon sidekick. But the real party starts when you take a sip – a brisk acidity that'll wake your taste buds like a slap from a sassy sommelier, followed by a crisp apple crunch that'll have you questioning if you're drinking wine or biting into the forbidden fruit itself. This vino is a rebel, a maverick in a bottle, daring you to break free from the shackles of wine snobbery and embrace the absurd. So, grab a glass and let the frenzy begin.
the Art
Nice try! Not this time. Sometimes the most subversive bits of subtext stay just that...subtext best defined by your own wild imagination. Perhaps we just embrace our culinary sensibilities here & roll with the classic pairing of any and all Pinot wine and swine driven endeavor. For our frenzied veggie-driven friends, perhaps our swine comrades can just aid you in a quest for truffles or something of the like.
the Vineyard
100% Crown & Thieves Vineyard
the Alcohol 12.1%